Thuluth yang tak jadi!!!

Hiiii

how are you?? I'm fine. Duduk asrama badan dah keding and muscular :)
My school is just fine ... I can't write any longer so.. until we meet again :D

The Star Online

This is awesome (!), right? Uh? I used Firebug lahh..
By the way, I'm the richest man in the world :D
Can't read it? Left click on it for full view :)

Sedihnyewr, nanty tark bleyh on9 agy, tark bleyh update blogg daa. cdeyhnyewr :(

Sedihnya, nanti tak boleh online lagi, tak boleh update blog dah. Sedihnya :(



Yang atas tu bahasa orang gedik. Diorang memang tulis macam tuh. ;
Short form kata diorang. Nanti aku cuba buat kamus untuk perkataan gila-gila tuh. Kayy. Bye ♥♥♥♥

Good Morning

Good Morning Guys! Have a nice day! :DD
Lagipun today kan my last day, :'(

I Just Want You To Hold Me

I haven't quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't fee like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

Need a bad day to get into heaven :)

It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had really bad day on the day they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died." The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?” he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this; I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."

DWI BAHASA

Okay, mula dari sekarang, blog aku ni akan ditulis dalam dwi bahasa (MLY/INGGRS). Atau lebih tepat lagi 'MANGLISH/BAHASA ROJAK' ok. Nanti orang kata aku malukan kaum sendiri buat blog dalam bahasa orang lain =.= Aku tak kisah pon. BYEE :)

WELCOME TO THIS BLOG. IT'S NOT THAT GREAT ANYWAY =.= I'M REALLY PISSED OFF AND GETTING BORED >< I DON'T HAVE SOMEBODY TO CHEER ME UP. ALL MY FRIENDS IN FACEBOOK ARE OFFLINE EVEN THOUGH I HAVE 700 FRIENDS -.- I AM REALLY BORED. PLEASE, ANYBODY? PLEASE HELP ME TO BRING MY HAPPY-GO-LUCKY LIFE BACK? I'M WRITING THIS WITHOUT NOTICING IT (?!) I'M SO BORED!!!

I AM REALLY BORED. PLEASE. CAN ANYONE CHEER ME UP PLEASE >_< WHAT TO DO :'( PLEASE FOLLOW THIS BLOG, ANYONE? THIS IS REALLY BORING.=.=. I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE!! JKJKJK.

:) THIS IS GREAT :)

Look at these two pictures :) The above's one is my friend's which he copied it from me and and edited it :) In Malay lah:)

The below one is mine in English. LOL

Haha. This is funny. Many people have this picture and it's so hilarious :)

Packing :(

Okay, finally, the worst ever work, Packing. =.= Arghh.. So many things to be packed up ): Cloths, towels, shampoo, tooth brush, soap, books etc. It's boring.

conclusion: I HATE PACKING (!)
so I'll wait until the eleventh floor (Y)

OKAY

I'm going to my school this Wednesday. I will miss you my dear blog! ♥
Yeah right. I will update you once a month, kayy?
Luve you :)

I'm Bored

Yes, I am really BORED right now. So what can I do? I guess it's nothing except playing games. Aha.:) I'm going to play them now. Hi PS2, hi PSP, hi X-Box :)

Maher Zain!!

I really love his songs!
I'm gonna list it:

• Always be There
• Ya Nabi Salam Alayka
• Insha-Allah
• For the Rest of My Life
• Open Your Eyes
  
• Hold My Hand
• Allahi Allah Kiya Kero
• Barakallah
• The Chosen One
• Awaken
• Subhana Allah
• Thank You Allah
• Palestine Will Be Free
• Thank You Allah (Acoustic Version)
  
• Ya Nabi (Arabic Version)
  

Coming up: Insha-Allah (Malay Version)

He's so great! May Allah bless him :) He makes Islam proud :)

Facebook :)

Visit me on Facebook :)
facebook.com/are.lift.harshy.mee
Kayy, bye ♥

Happy New Year

Oh, I'm so sorry. Forgot to wish you 'Happy New Year 2011' and a very good luck for this year :))
Hikhok

Huh?

Great :( I'm going to an Asrama Penuh school which I have to stay there and only can go back home once a month! So I will have to leave my Facebook and blog behind. So sad :(

Created a new blog ♥♥

Hi! I created a new blog. I hope I'll keep blogging and will post new entry at least once a month. Bye ♥